100% agree about HST. Nothing was sadder than watching his slow decline after his peak in the 70s while latter-day gonzo wannabes like Depp scurried around at his feet looking for crumbs to snatch. This was his suicide note:

Yeah, we have to protect him for the ones that really matter. 

I was wondering if it was legal to actually ban someone from an entire state. I know that people on probation can have their movements restricted, but not if they can just flat-out say, “Go away.” 

Bob Odenkirk seems to be a stand-up guy. Hire him for everything. 

Written and directed by Frank Miller

It’s hard to remember, but there actually was a time when E--- M--- seemed like the real deal instead of just another tech bro shitlord. 

Or they’ll do something like Cocaine Bear and tag both bases.

I’m going to be a little bit of a devil’s advocate here and say that the first FB movie was not only not that bad, but an actually interesting departure for a franchise based entirely on kids becoming somewhat older kids; Scamander was never much of a much (and, interestingly, the only character besides Grindelwald in…

You think that that’s some kind of counterargument, but. 

That Bizzo sketch has elevated my day, possibly my week.

I think that the Egyptian gods are just fundamentally out of touch. They have very few followers left (as do most ancient religions probably) and mostly just seem to not want to be bothered. I’d love it if Chris Hemsworth did a cameo as Thor and the Ennead was simultaneously scornful of him because he was a relative…

I suddenly have a powerful need.

Well, that’s a letdown, unless K-Stew’s character’s lover is played by Anya Taylor-Joy, who does get super-jacked for the role. (Then stays that way for Queen’s Gambit II: Queen Me, Bitches)

It’s super convenient, actually. Plenty of stuff to watch (including some that challenges my views) without having to reward assholes. 

This Captain America Life

The saddest thing about your comment is that there are at least 64 people (and counting) on this site who agree with you. 

Spoiler: the ultimate Big Bad turns out to be the 90s. 

“We’re disrupting animal rescue.”

If they do another covers album, I am ready and willing to tell the world that they are, in fact, no rock and roll fun. 

Yeah, the whole point of her heel-face turn seemed to be to point out that Holmes had no real remorse for any of the actual human damage that she deliberately caused, which is a fair point but, as you say, not really in line with everything that that character had done up to that point. (Oddly, her character is one of…