I’ve watched Punch Drunk Love multiple times, and I just don’t see what everybody is raving about when Adam Sandler does his “serious actor” routine. He’s fine, but I’ve never had my breath taken away. I think the reality is that he’s just set the bar so low that compared to the early movies where he would baby talk…

I think it’s to highlight that South Park has covered this ground already, and listing it out that way illustrates just how hard it would be to create something new, while reminding you that things could have been so much worse. What more is there to say about Christmas or wrapping up a season when you have already…

I’m not saying you’re wrong. Hell, I’m not even saying it was a bad movie, because it certainly wasn’t.

Ah The Marriage Story, that totally relatable tale of a newly minted MacArthur Fellow going through a divorce with his wife, who is now starring in a network TV show.

“Luckily for everyone, Lopez is not Raquel, in the sense that her diva star power comes yoked to actual talents, even if, again, live TV doesn’t really seem to be her thing.”

That’s quite the transformation. Be interesting to see if that Mom and Pop organization ramps up, or if they were pulling that number completely out of their ass. 

Just figured it would have been Glad Max

Anybody who is serious about Juicero deals in crypto, and you know it, you Russian Troll.

12 ounces isn’t all that much liquid. I don’t see why it’s taking somebody multiple hours to consume 12 ounces of what I’m assuming isn’t warmed up moonshine. 

The Boomers grew up with Reagan? I was born on the day he was elected and I’m at the latest edge of Gen X (I refuse to acknowledge the Xennials sub generation, on the grounds that it sounds stupid). My dad was 28 when he came into office. How the hell did he grow up with him?

It wasn’t the fart that bothered everybody. It was you laughing and apologizing for gassing everybody that set them off.

Still better than “Gatsby” weddings

Who do these guys at Peleton think they are? Elon Musk?

The problem with your analysis is that the audience generally cheers the hardest for the first appearance of characters that are central to the movie.

I never got too into it, but I had a journalism teacher who said they typically scrubbed out the “uh”s and other verbal tics when doing a story. It doesn’t add anything to the story, and you can needlessly make anybody sound stupid if you want.

Old Man Butt Rock

I had high hopes for Calendar Man, who was of course, the 13th most attractive fireman in the city just looking for his big break. 

I swear to God if he's one of those "stop calling him Baby Yoda" people...

You don’t think Doctor Strange already knew about that when he gave up the stone though?

This by the way is why I will always avoid those bars that put on viewing parties for popular shows. Everybody makes a spectacle of their own enjoyment. STFU. Yes, it’s very cool. You don’t need to scream like a goddamn howler monkey.