They are real, however their flight characteristics are vastly overrated. Several years of intensive experimentation with steam catapults, trebuchet, smoothbore cannons, JATO pods, and very large seesaws have yet to yield a reliable method of achieving sustained flight.

I had to throw the cuffs on a full bird colonel for beating the dog piss out of his wife. I was an e4, the look on that shitbird’s face was priceless.

Jesus, the Rodney King special was a deeply shitty vehicle. Yugo level despair.

Attends Stout, can’t tie a tie. Story checks out.

Nah, fuck you, piece of shit.

Can attest: EVOC training is a fun day.

And your field grade officer brother makes as much as five lance corporals, who bear the actual brunt of the fighting. Life ain’t fair, go figure.

I think I went 8 days before my first shit in boot camp.

That Kaler didn’t get canned after it came out that the U literally killed a guy speaks volumes. Fuck UM very hard.

I peed a little.

So educators are the problem. Interesting perspective.

What the fuck are you even talking about? No and hell no.

Pucker factor engaged.

Good lord this is sad.

This makes me think less of Lily Tomlin.