“I’m not racist but....”

Trusting consumer genetic testing is like expecting an Easybake oven to make a chocolate souffle.

DTJ claims that “nothing came from the meeting” like that is a legitimate defense?

There is nothing from Amazon for $199. Third-party sellers at $250 only.

There is nothing from Amazon for $199. Third-party sellers at $250 only.

I barely had enough fucks to give to star your comment.

They will be invited to the Trump Inauguration as his personal guests.

My forecast is that the GOP will pass all kinds of horrible legislation in 2017, but they will put off implementation of anything that will have an immediate negative financial impact on poor white trash until 2019. The only legislation that will go live immediately will be anti-minorities or anti-reproductive rights…

I would like to see the long-form birth certificate of #1 or #2.

The Republicans have to hold the threat of impeachment over Trump to make him do what they want and to prevent the Russians from using their dirty secrets to make Trump do what they want. It will all be done very quietly behind the scenes and in public Trump will be allowed to be the lose cannon racist loud-mouth that…

Putting known assets in a trust (blind or otherwise) run by your adult children does not even come close to meeting the requirements of the Emoluments Clause. It’s laughable that Trump would even offer it as a solution.

Chrome for Android doesn't support add-ins so I can't use Lastpass which makes it unusable for me.

My company uses Google Apps and I work from home 90% of the time. I don't want to haul a laptop around, so I bought a Samsung Chromebook for $250. It sits in an empty cube and on the rare days I need to be in the office, I have a laptop connected to an external display with a full keyboard and mouse that is synced…

I would rather negotiate the garbage pick-up fees for a Mid-town restaurant with a guy from New Jersey named Vinnie than have to work with the RIAA. Vinnie will just take MOST of my money, he won't try to put me out of business...

If you know where that stock photo came from, please give that person with the knife a basic knife safety course before he hacks off one of those digits.

Nature's Miracle Skunk Odor Remover. Our dogs get skunked every few months. Throw them in bathtub and slather this on them. Works amazingly well.

Two words: oral sex

Figuratively is the new literally...

YOLO!

I use an offshore torrent box (extremeseed.com). It offers me a uTorrent web GUI and high-speed connection. Then I have an FTP sync app on my home machine that pulls the files down to my NAS when they finish downloading (I don't VPN this connection since they don't appear to my ISP as torrents, just straight data).…

People that work in retail are morons. Period. The name on the store doesn't make it cool.