The 2-9 Raiders aren’t going anywhere but down.

I’m surprised that Blessed Sacrament didn’t do better with their recruits, given Kavanaugh’s affinity for hops. 

Maybe this would be a good test case for the first woman to be on an active roster. Rules say she has to touch the ball on every third play, and she’d probably have a better per-touch average than Doug Martin.

‘finishing school’ in buffalo means learning to eat ass to completion.

So, no one told you the season was gonna be this way

Dalton threw that pick but Driskel actually came in and oh dear god he actually looked better than dalton what the fuck even is my life

Man, getting sacked three times in a row, who does Carr think he is; Bobby Petrino?

“But most interesting of the postgame quotes was safety and defensive leader D.J. Swearinger, who took the heat off McCoy by putting it all on his side of the ball.

Christ, this is like trying to vote for which Legion of Doom member has the most repressed sexuality. 

White speaking at the Republican National Convention

“There is a fighter’s mentality. Whether you’re in the UFC or you’re the president. People like Dana White have that, and they have that in spades. And probably some other races too.” -Trump

The Proto-Bortles

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

Seems odd that a guy like Dilfer couldn’t manage to enjoy the game.

Most of the world watches their team play with no reasonable expectation that they’ll win anything without interest in said sport ever really going down, fandom at its core isn’t terribly rational to someone who doesn’t have an emotional connection to the team at play. The joys of watching a sport are in the million ma…

a crummy commercial.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

“You think I enjoy this?”

Easy now. I did this and paid a heavy price too. Racist emotes in 2K cost 75,000 Virtual Currency.

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…