LeBron’s hair looks like a post-wildfire satellite image of California.

For Americans, though, grinding the game’s continuity to a halt to autopsy the shit out of a replay would attract viewers.

Big deal, after a night of too many cosmos I too got eye level with the rim. My story also involves a transcendent Dook, as well.

This isn’t a problem for real men because real men shit standing up. Sitting is for girls.

I kind of want to do a Detroit Lions #20 and just quit midway through the round.

Just sayin', if I were a certain club chasing BVB who maybe have been known to buy a few players from them... I'd be happy with any of the Akanji/Zagadou/Diallo trio running their contracts down and forcing a move.

Aaron Rodgers skin’s squadmates are always afk.

I would imagine that “seducing an unmarried woman” is skewed very heavily towards black men involved with white women.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

Rae Carruth’s charachter walking with a baby would be V bad for the NFL. Did you hear me Fortnite players? THE NFL WOULD HATE IF YOU DID THAT

I would love it if both teams just agreed to take 300 knees in a row and have it end it in a tie.

Talk about a forgettable joke.

It’s almost like the Mariners front office is also lazy and stupid. 

Nathan Peterman gets a full release but predictably, the Bills franchise won’t get a happy ending.

So when Bobby was Jags OC, he lived a couple of doors down. If you read Deadspin, you probably, like me, tend to think that these guys are someway special, different from you and me. I can assure you that a more common fuck has never existed. There was no light shining above his head, nothing to make you think that he…

At the expense of any pretense of caring about academics?

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

Jon Gruden was already half way to the podium to accept the ass-team of the week award. When the Jets were announced, he responded“Boy is my face...

Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

Keeping one’s locker neat should be its own reward, but some need monetary incentives.