No! You don’t want to injure your money making leg!

Just like Derek Carr cried when Erin Andrews sacked him in London.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

They really should have done a background check on that reporter before hiring him.

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

Apparently he doesn’t eat W’s

He looks like the star of a Barry Bonds porn parody.

I clicked on the link ready to get pedantic and demand you explain what it would mean to “harness the power of the Oort Cloud,” but then you actually explained it and now I have nothing left to say except that I appreciate the vast increase in astrophysics content on Deadspin.

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

So… the Oort Cloud has escorts?

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

Damn. They just took Jameis’s job without his consent. How awful.

Maginot Line : France :: Seminole line : François

The players that quit must forfeit this week’s salary.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

When reached for comment, Pat Bowlen said “(he) can’t remember the last time the Broncos were this bad”.