That school seems to struggle with image. After attending a Northwestern/NIU football game in Evanston last fall, my friends and I dubbed NIU fans as the Nickelback of college football fandom. They were trying SO hard, never have the words "too little too late" rung more true.

This wouldn't happen to Nickelback, because the shit comes OUT of their mouths.

oops.

There's no way this doesn't lead to a "What's your worst golfing story?" plea, right? There's gotta be some gold there.

There's no way an internet comment section about "dibs" won't turn into a once-in-a-century shitstorm.

I clicked on this link at 11:51 and thought that the Deadspin/Adequate Man staff had developed some kind of magical picture powers. Turns out they don't. I'm off to invent it myself.

Has nobody dubbed this year's Super Bowl, "Super Bowl 'ex-lix'" yet? Why not?

WHO throws a SHOE?!?! Honestly!

Cocktail Recipe: The Daryl.

What the HELL am I not seeing?

This is right up there with the birthday cake recipe comments section. You, Burneko, are making my Monday much easier.

I'll be honest and admit to posting a slam on Christie and the Cowboys yesterday on twitter, but I avoided the weight thing, since that would be below the belt.

The best thing for Deadspin would probably be a professional/college athlete taking one in the balls every goddamn night. Since that's probably unlikely, the next best things would be hidden gems like the birthday cake recipe and some more amazing questions and answers in the funbag. GOD BLESS THE FUNBAG!

Playing for the Sabres these days probably hurts far worse than any self-inflicted punch to the head.

Drew Magary was my favorite writer.

I understand that there is the possibility of legit journalism on twitter (and this seems like a fine example), but stories with reports like this (gleaned from twitter) show how annoying the character limit can be.

That got dark... fast

That guy in the front wearing the Peaky Blinders hat is going to help make this a classic image.

Add this to the list of Buffalo sports conspiracies.

The Donald Duckface?