I stopped and stared at the screen for a long minute after reading your comment.

So I guess you could saythat she's a helluva drug.

So her actions don’t rise to #1 ?

^ This person is married.

Yes.

That ain’t inacurately stereotyping teenage boys, tho...

1. Name checks out.

Why not both ?

No, Ashley. Words still mean a great deal.

Garrett, I love your writing, and I especially love that last paragraph.

I’d throw in a few quid, as well.

The dresses. They probably regret the dresses. 

This is the bigliest take. 

Wrote a lengthy response that I inadvertently deleted.

Absolutely agree. 

Fuck this clown. 

Feel free to pile on my comment. I don’t give a shit.

It’s that miserable “tingling” sensation they keep advertising.

The fact that her/his handle is Tebowkneeledfirst might have been a hint :)

I feel like the word “bushfire” could have been employed with better punnishness.