Yes. And even though it is a waste of time, I have found myself wondering on more than one occasion, why Cos - who was that influential and that wealthy - felt compelled to get sex by those means, rather than simply charming someone, or, failing that, paying for it. It seems like with a bit of effort, he could have…

Yes. You're probably right. Good point. 

Well articulated.

But you done good by smacking her in her smug little face.

Every day The Root has at least one headline that I would swear was clipped from The Onion.

Yeah. That's kind of the highlight of this whole trial. 

Last sentence sums it up perfectly. 

This is the fucking Onion, right ? 

Hear, Hear!

“...we made it clear that Bernie has already used his nigger and nigger-adjacent privileges but he keeps trying without a permit.”

This idiot looks like a dollar-store Ali G. 

First thing I thought of, as well.  

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is the perfect gif worth ? 

So Swimmer's Swimmers ? 

But why put yourself at a disadvantage from the outset ?

I regret that I have but one star...

“If you Champion It With Your Massive Leftist Dick, They Will Come”

It’s not ?!

The gif tho...

Good to see you haven't died with Deadspin.