Perhaps not, but there’s still more evidence that Stein voters helped get Trump elected than there is that vaccines do anything other than prevent epidemics.

I think Jill Stein voters might just be sent by God to usher in the end times. Between throwing an election to an anti-christ esque authoritarian and bringing forth plagues, the evidence is piling up! #Jesus/Stein2020!

There goes another one of my dreams... Good job 2016!

Talk about well done! I usually don’t care for gimmicky videos but this is really quite enjoyable. If only it could make me forget about our world’s ever increasing absurdity.

Good luck with that mission of educating Floridians about the environment. The ocean is literally rising at their feet and they’re all like

“You can be grateful that he wore a condom.”

“My comment was not intended to be racist at all”

Good lord Ken Bone was ridiculous. I mean why was that even a thing? He asked a mediocre question at best and then magically bacame a sensation... I just don’t get it.

Just a crazy out-of-the-ballpark idea, but maybe she’s resigning because she can’t bring herself to serve under a vile, sexual assaulting, orange misogynist? She took one look at Trump and...

Apple Glasses; just like Google glass except sleeker with less functionality and a higher price!

Can we just stop it with the live action remakes of classic Disney movies? I mean one or two were an interesting and novel idea but do we really need to remake every movie in their catalog? Idk but in my opinion a live action Little Mermaid would be just horribly weird to see, let alone a Lion King rendition.

If he wants, he can get the cat to help with laundry too!

Don’t forget about the glorious Latrice Royale! Though Katya is epicly wonderful, Latrice will always have a special place in my heart.

Of all the things that happened in last night’s episode, Anthony Hopkins’ portrayal of Dr. Ford was amazing. His toying with Theresa and her slowing realizing why Bernard had brought her there was... this:

So you’re saying that just as we’re beginning to seriously address climate change as a planet we lovely Americans have voted in a man who thinks it is all a Chinese hoax? Great, good job America...

I think this pretty accurately sums up how I feel right about now.

Oh so you are “saddened” that all of these people are doing exactly what you incited them to do?

Step aside Facebook reporters, the real news will handle putting out your mess.

Yes let’s reward “locker room talk” (read:encouraging and enabling sexual assault) with a career boost...