You’re kidding but that already happened in Sonic 2006.

Ok boomer. lol

So, like, this was your main take-away from this?

Baby boomers literally invented the phrase “don’t trust anyone over 30" and now whine about ageism. Meanwhile, baby boomers love to accuse younger generations of being “snowflakes” about language.

1) This is New Zealand, where they have 79% voter turnout. In the U.S., where voter turnout was 55% in 2016, older people swing elections more because they do have higher turnout.

LOL

“MOMMY, MOMMY, LOOK! I GOT SOME STARS ON KINJA! MOMMY! PLEASE VALIDATE MY BAD INTERNET ARGUMENTS LIKE THESE INTERNET NECKBEARDED STRANGERS! MOMMY!

.... MOMMY?”

Yo what’s it like to think # of stars given is an actual indicator on whether you’re right or not? Does Lil Baby WreckItRyan have Kinja gold stars plasted on their nursery bedroom wall?

“I’m not an MRA neckbeard loser”

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My wife has, on many occasions, expressed frustration and even disgust with the constant minimization and erasure of the contributions of women to the US military—and to global military history writ large.

Signal-boosting that with a fairly mild, “Hey, would you consider rephrasing this thing that only mentions ‘men’”…

Dude, are you okay? You seem excessively triggered by Arnheim’s comment, and you’re using really unclear ways to express yourself, like “stealing valor” or “getting offended on behalf of someone else.” Also, you seem obsessed with balls. Did you have a Chuck E. Cheese ballpit accident?

Imagine being so upset about a comment on a videogame blog that you need to try to make fun of the person making said comment but come off looking like an asshole for it.

Given the amount of time you’ve spent running around telling folks that you pity them, I suggest you heal thyself, physician.

Mentioning my wife’s service is not the same thing as claiming that service for myself.  Maybe get fucked with that straw bullshit.

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

They all are. I mean Opera clearly looks like a Vagina.

I mean look at this! It’s obscene!

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.

Poison Ivy ..Cardi B .

“It looked uncannily human, perhaps because it was shaped like most humans.”

Yes of course it was Alzheimer. I was wondering what excuse a white person who come up with to explain this behavior. Because this man can’t just be a plain old racist, am I right? If you are a black/brown person making excuses for this man, then you need to get your thought processes rechecked. White supermacy…

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.