They’re so busy crying about black men taking all the White (ha!) roles that they forget Lawrence Fishburne played him in Cavill’s Superman movies.  

Solo was the first ten minutes of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade blown up to two hours, but instead of seeing him get his whip and hat, the scar on his chin, and saying ‘it belongs in a museum’ in one little adventure, we saw him meet Chewie and Lando, do the Kessel Run, win the Falcon, and do the whole ‘Han shot…

Had The Flagg. It was the only thing I asked for. My parents and my grandmother went it together so it was the only thing I got for Christmas that year. And I was perfectly happy with that.  Had to keep it in the garage because there wasn’t enough space in my bedroom.   

Begged for the AT-AT but never got it.  Then a friend down the street got it and traded it to me for Issue #1 of the comic adaptation of Return of the Jedi.  I don’t know who was crazier, me for even suggesting the trade, or him agreeing to it.  Anyway, Mom got home, asked where and how I got it, then marched me down…

To be fair, the Mideast Peace deal, as well as the appeasement to Castro mentioned below, were from the post-Sorkin seasons, which are basically all trash. 

The Force Friday events, at least the ones done since Disney took over, always pissed me off, because they would do them on a Thursday night. And being a halfway responsible parent of a 9-year old when TFA came out, I wasn’t going to keep my kid up that late and send him to school the next day, no matter how much he…

They should have gotten the guy who did Han’s voice for the new Lego Star Wars in 2022. There were times in there where I swore it was Ford doing it. 

The problem with music rights for older shows like this is that they almost always can’t get the rights to every single song that was on the show, so they have to start replacing those with something else. Not so bad if you don’t know the show that well, but it’s horribly distracting if you do. The recently…

I’m having a similar reaction to this that I did the first trailer for Dial of Destiny.  I don’t expect it to be as good as the first one, as long as it’s not as bad as the last one.  

Frasier really needs a peer to bounce off of. Lyndhurst is great at what he’s required to do, but it’s mostly just jokes about drinking and being a bad professor which makes a poor replacement for Niles.

I just switched to this a couple of weeks ago. It came out around the first of November, I think.

Watching that one brief scene with Aniston and Margulies, it occured to me that both of their careers really began on the same Thursday night on NBC almost 30 years ago when Friends and ER debuted. I don’t really have any point here, but it just struck me as funny.

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The dumbest thing in the game was having to traumatically swing injured bystanders to a nearby hospital or ambulance.

I bet those were all the things Kathleen Kennedy said to Lord and Miller when she offered them Solo.  How did that turn out again?

Florida parents: “It’s fine with me as long as none of the characters are gay.”

I’ve read that there were a few songs they couldn’t clear and had to replace with something, but I was happy to hear that Be My Baby made the cut. Can’t imagine that scene with anything else.  If you know, you know. 

I feel like putting Ode to Joy over the trailer for your Christmas-set action movie is making a particular kind of statement.