"Talking in Your Sleep" was a huge hit and inescapable.

"What's more slippery than sweat on Olivia Newton John?"

That's a great song. Was it a hit?

Kids in America
I Melt with you
Brimful of Asha

Man, lots of Dio in the comments lately. Never not great.

You got it brother/sister.

One guy has a neat little hat. But the other guy has a Hello Kitty pillow.

Jet fuel can't melt nu metal!

I just realized I've believed Chad Kroeger and Scott Stapp were the same person for at least a decade. Who cares?

Amateurish? Why they printed up a custom T-shirt for Markov to wear!

My ankle hurts!

FOMO: You are about to blow it big time, pal. You may never get another chance.

I liked when you could only find the paradise planet by cheating and turning to a random page.

Ask the fine folks writing Cars erotic fanfic.

Thanks. That was a great read.

But the satanism was the best part.

A wizard.

Yeah! Bookcase games!

That's great. Now try E.T.

Grope Ape, Grope Ape!