SEALs were going to intervene, but Obama issued a stand down order.

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Is that her attorney next to her? His tie is stupid.

I have no doubt she feels she’s forgiven. And if she divorces yet again, she’ll be forgiven yet again.

When I was in middle school my dad used to go through my backpack and read notes that my best friends and I would write to each other (we would pages upon pages to each other...what on earth did we talk about?). He would confront me about it and tell me that I was “entirely too into boys, etc.” I was SUCH A GOOD KID…

My mom installed the same software but didn’t tell me for over a year. I had a friend whose screen name was like IEffedURMom and she asked why I had such terrible friends that would talk about her that way. After the a year had gone by she printed everything I had written about her and made me see a therapist. So then…

My mom was CONSTANTLY going through my stuff as a teen. When she found something she would place the evidence (printed emails, notes from friends, pot, a tiny vodka bottle) neatly at the end of my bed and clean my usually disgusting bedroom. Then she would sit in a certain chair just past my bedroom with her hands in…

You really need to lay down an electronic trail of FILTH. Just the most extreme stuff ever, and watch your parents for reactions.

There’s a fairly simple solution to this type of problem. Hire a few fake trainees to ride with trainers. Let trainers know that this could be happening and fire trainers who don’t know how to act like something other than pigs.

No joke. I wanted to do this after I finished high school but my parents talked me out of it. It still fascinates me but the shit that goes on is too much.

I worked for a small trucking company and this is not surprising to me at all. Vile.

I work in the trucking industry (not behind the wheel) and this isn’t surprising in the least. Most of the guys I work with I love but there are a few that I’m glad are on the road most of the time.

Well this is terrifying.

Leave me alone, mom! It’s so early. I don’t WANNA go to school.

World Domination “Economics”.

AMAZING news day, you mean?

If Bubba is going to American high schools to figure out nuclear secrets, you guys are further away from fusion than Iran. Try Germany, but just watch out for those shepherds.

This is a very handsome ID picture I was unaware this was possible good job Bubba I approve

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...