Possible ways this comment is going:
1) CK was bored of football so started protesting (???)
2) Football was just an extremely long con to get his protesting going (???????)
3) His non-FOOTBAW demeanor diminishes his protest (??????????)

Why does it matter?

On this day, let us also remember Laura Wagner’s email account, and pray for the Dead Letters which await us. Amen.

This part, tho...

This Vampire hit for the cycle from the alt-right/racist checklist.

You seem angry.

I mean....maybe? I’m also married to a Packers fan, so I guess we got that going for us. Solidarity my dude, even if we don’t root for the same squad.

The fuck you will. You really gonna watch that man injure his knee then come back from a 20 point + deficit and still think you’ve got him locked up?

Dom, love the NFL writing you’ve been doing. A real highlight on Deadspin or any platform for that matter.

So you’re ok with gays getting married but you don’t give a shit about poor people. Got it.

Yeah, but a lot of red voters have shown clearly that they will gladly sacrifice making money for the cause of racism. 

The prevailing Democratic strategy does not work.

“Oh how parochial.”

Branching family trees?

Sure they are all hard core about the pronunciation of Appalachian, but press them to say “genetic diversity” and they go all to pieces.

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

Undefeated! I’ll take it!

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

“Wherever you happen to fall on Serena’s behavior Saturday night, I’m sure you agree with me that this is the umpire’s fault.”

My sense from reading various tennis-knowers this morning is the coaching violation really was a pretty ridiculous call, given the circumstances and what was being penalized. But also Serena definitely came unglued, possibly because she was getting pushed around by Osaka.