Nearly wrote “Florida Man” about five times while putting this together.

When I read this shit...

That’s why you shouldn’t have listened to the first thing they did. When someone like an FBI director is cross-exing some criminal, they call it “opening the evidentiary door”.

This is some sort of lengthy parable about the Capital’s playoff performance, isn’t it?

I did not say anything regarding race. I mentioned one song that no one IMHO should cover. There have been other covers of Prince songs done by various artists of different ethnicities and I don’t have a problem with them most of them (exception Alicia Keys “She’s Always in My Hair”).

Need him to finish the beer and leftover fried chicken? Sure, he’s got time in between innings.

My family was discussing this over the weekend. I hate it when people say you just hating to hate but at this point in Beyonce’s career if you don’t like her for any reason other than she just isn’t your cup of tea...you have to be a hater.

“I don’t ever think about what age I am or who is facing me,’’ Colon said through an interpreter after the game.

No human has ever heard Jared K. raise his voice, only dogs have.

One of the few things that warms my heart in this whole sloppy mess is the idea that Mueller has plotted out every single move Trump could make, in like Excel or something. And each time Trump tweets, Mueller just chuckles to himself and crosses out a few boxes in his spreadsheet.

Uncle Luke demands a recount. *listens to scarred*

Where is the surprise? Kaepernick will never play football again unless he abandons Black Lives Matter and stops kneeling. They are taking worse prospects just to keep him out of the league. I’m judging all the Black players for not kneeling every single game in solidarity. The NFL has shown them that they want…

are they all broken now or is it just me?

Today is truly the day of nutmegs.

I didn’t answer because the answer is self-evident.

Wow to your ignorance sir.

The phrase wasn’t originated in racist tones though. It actually is used as a replacement for swearing, and that’s how it originated.

It’s not “racist” ... it’s racially charged. It’s a phrase that originated in the slave plantations of the antebellum south. Using it to describe the actions of a black man is inappropriate.

Foghorn Leghorn was saying “Cotton pickin’” since the 1940s.

This week I learned that there are millions of Americans who believe that their employers can do whatever they want, whenever they want, however they want, and it’s absolutely okay because that’s what you sign up for when you get a job.