My mind is metaphorically blown that he put up that stat line in only 20 minutes

You know, on 2nd thought, you’re 100% correct about there being no evidence indicating why voting Republican goes against most people’s self-interest. How could I have possibly thought that voting for people who for years have championed and enacted regressive tax policies, regressive social policies, slashed and…

This x1000. But whenever I’ve brought it up, it gets disregarded with some vague response that has nothing to do with what a disaster R’s have been for the state’s economy.

“Govern badly and then convince the people government doesn’t work” - holy shit, this might be the best distillation of the Republican strategy I’ve read. Along those lines, I’ve said for years the greatest thing R’s have pulled off is getting large amounts of people to vote against their self-interest. I guess that’s…

George Carlin was a goddamn national treasure!

I saw that too and laughed. Then though “mmm, better make it a hundred”.

If a slow gets cancelled and nobody was watching, does anyone give a shit?

Roasted

The man doesn’t need to write his own checks b/c he’ll never need to spend another cent in this city again!

+108

I know that feeling all too well! Which is why I love the new Axe campaign - “Know when to ssshh”. Crack me up every time.

Fuck this red-faced fuck. Seriously, does he not realize that in real-life, the weather does actually affect the game. It’s not NCAA Football here. I was hoping Mustipher would shove his ass to the ground when this prick was up in his face.

Athletic events where scores are based on a panel of judges using an ostensibly objective set of criteria to subjectively award points are not sports, they’re exhibitions.