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Looks like that "Publication or Dissemination is Prohibited" statement at the top of the letter is about as effective and binding as the "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign at your local Hardees.

Man, that poor guy really got Munsoned.

I thought it took you to Kathy Bates' sauna.

Any vodka endorsed by Dan Akroyd gets my two thumbs up.

"God Mom I'll post all the pictures on Twitter I want!"

Her first battle could be with a Lady Gaga-esque supervillain suffering from a scorching case of priaprism.

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I'm sure he was just excited for his guest that day, John Lithgow:

...into the mirror, at home, with the cameras off.

HOLY SHIT best music choice in a looooong time. I have two live HRC shows from when they played here back in 2001.

Nice.

Maybe I can win her hand with a t-shirt with a shitty design on it.

Jarrod must have blackmail photos of her with a donkey or something. Why she would stay with that numbskull is beyond me.

I once committed a brown crime in the bathroom of a Subway somewhere in West Virginia. Only when I was finished did I realize there was no toilet paper. After cursing myself for even getting out of the car in that godforsaken state, I did the only thing I could: I tore the paper "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS" sign off

True. Might as well be on a level playing field though.

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Just get blackout drunk. Let the liquor call the shots.

Hmm, having something inside you that you don't want....wonder who could relate to that?