David Bowie also faced an accusation of padding, shortly after the release of "Labyrinth."

"Sorry kid, we know your dad is in prison and your mom has to work two jobs, but we have to shut down the charity that at one point provided you with positive influences and mentors because well...I mean, 409 wins and all. Its kind of a big deal. Also, most of our volunteers and board members are basically OK with…

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Penn State Hired Merck CEO Kenneth Frazier To Investigate The Sandusky Scandal Because Penn State Is Dumb

Hey, fifteen minutes can last a looooooooooooong time in some cases:

You mean the worst news to hit Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, Baton Rouge, Atlanta and parts of Tallahassee.

I configured my MS Word auto-correct to change "herpes" into "Matt Leinart." It has worked out pretty well.

Well that's a whole lot better than here in New York. As far as I can tell, we don't have any sort of law regarding pension forfeitures. Also, if this despicable episode had happened here, the victims would've been shit out of luck in seeking legal recourse:

Well, Wesley Crusher seems like just the type of kid Sandusky would go after.

That is way out of line for PA judges. I mean, wait till you hear what THIS guy doles out for a few simple traffic violations:

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I wish Gaddafi was still alive so he could put down this student insurrection.

"The campus is gonna burn tonight" STAY CLASSY NITTANY LIONS

If by "media" you mean jackass Penn State students, then yes.

Board of Trustees press conference:

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OK, that was terrible I will admit. In order to make amends, I will now drink this fifth of bourbon.

This seems plausible. From those pics I saw, I doubt anyone would feel anything Favre did with his weenus.

Like have sex with an adult woman?

Sandusky also asked what their plans are for Paterno's office.