Well, they definitely aren’t using it to get pussy.

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

So, in order for me to live my life, I need to get the permission from everyone around me? This is what you seem to be implying. I hate HOA’s because of the lawn nazis, having to get permission to plant fucking flowers, and being told every aspect of what I can and cannot do on the property I live on and pay a…

if this guy moved next door to you, it wouldn’t be your house, it would be the house next door to yours.

parking a 25 foot trailer in his driveway. did you not read the article?

Quick, Draw! is stupid and it should be ashamed of itself.

Between his military record and unqualified professional success Popovich is approximately infinite-times more qualified than trump to be President. His humanity is just a really fucking nice bonus.

We should be blaming the Founding Fathers for how broken the Electoral College is. If anything it’d be fairer to divide Electoral Votes for each sate proportionately among the candidates rather then the one with the most popular votes gets all of the electoral votes of a state. Like how Maine and Nebraska do it. It…

This just confirms to everyone reading that your fan base truly is one of the worst things in sports.

Coming that close when everything’s stacked against you: small payroll, not huge superstars, is far more excruciating than simply going out every year and being in last place by July. It sucks a lot more to get close and be heartbroken.

I think the best way to do that would be just revive the one-shots, but show them in theaters before the movies. It would be a great way to introduce some characters that might not get adapted otherwise.

I think an anthology movie would be interesting. Like Creepshow - The Movie did... have four small tales being told, different characters in each, maybe have one be a small Nova tale, maybe even a What If...?

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

It’s been said before and it will be said again but...

It’s shocking how many dedicated, lifetime Cubs fans I know who just never thought to mention it before tonight.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

That was a good analysis of pain and growth. As a parent, it’s difficult to walk that fine line you described — obviously, if your child is going to put his hand on a red-hot cooking element, you pull their hand away, but if they’re tottering on the edge of their bed reaching for something and a fall onto the ground…

In other news, the ivy they wanted trimmed back is still there, and Jeff the maintenance guy hasn’t clocked out. #makesyouthink

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base