Then he must pass out in a nest of wadded up sheets, dirty clothing, and soiled KFC buckets. There’s no fucking way li’l Donnie Two-Scoops knows how to make a bed.

Actually I have thought about Trump and his weird habits/psychological damage after reading that he sleeps in his own room separate from Melania and he won’t allow the residence staff to come into his room, sheets, clothing and dinner trays are left outside his locked door.

May he spend the entire trip always five minutes away from shitting himself.

Lettuce is just crunchy water. And potatoes are just a root.

Same here.  I LOVE Indian food...it does not care for me. 

Trump has people making his usual meals on the plane, probably has bags of it in his hotel room and probably in his jacket pockets.

Knowing what generally happens to my -relatively healthy- digestive tract after the occasions that I eat Indian food*, my fingers are crossed for ‘found deflated and covered in feces on the toilet’

“Did you know they don’t even have beef at their McDonald’s?!

That’s why he stands like that. He’s the Leaning Tower of Cheesa.

it’s important that you feed that person beans if for nothing else than hoping he spills the shit all over him so someone can shout: “This nigga eating beans!”

a) Selling his soul to the devil.

My calculations came to 2514 calories for the 4 sandwiches and the milkshake.

2 Filet-o-fish, 2 Big Macs, and let’s assume a medium sized chocolate milkshake...that comes to over 2500 calories! in a single meal!

Oh I hope he does, loudly, on television, in front of zealous followers of Sadhvi Saraswati.

How long till he complains about not being able to eat beef there?

Wait consuming nothing but vegetables might kill him. One can only hope. Amazing that this fact gets out about how unhealthy this fat fuck is on the day Kobe Bryant and Gianna are being memorialized. He an athlete that took pride in being in shape and his daughter who could run fat ass into the ground. Why Lord

President Trump hates vegetables more than he hates black people.

People are saying he has taken to the Indian vegan food and plans on converting from his KFC-based diet so he’ll be healthy for his third and fourth terms in office. After the SCOTUS declares presidential term limits unconstitutional of course. Nah... he’ll just do it anyway with the Army’s help. 

that’s almost evil ... and I like it

I’m in.