My Guess: To try and keep him from doing something REALLY fucking stupid.

You forgot the most important one! Put this on repeat when you are playing:

“I’ve shot guns all my life,” the constituent said. “If somebody can’t hit somebody with six shots, then he’s a fucking idiot.”

What makes you think he ended up in heaven? ;-)

One must wonder: without pedophiles and in-bred rednecks what would happen to the membership on this site?

He probably wants to put the shooter in his cabinet somewhere.

I have a toddler smarter than him.

You know, I was hoping to never again have to hear Jack Thompson’s name after his crazy ass got disbarred. Leave it to the GOP to bring him back to light.

Basically he said:

Was referring more to snow, and the hope that they freeze their asses off.

Hell, move their pale asses to somewhere really white.... like Siberia.

Call me crazy on this one, but if your member just shot up a ton of innocents at a school, wouldn’t you bloody well distance yourself from them? Bad PR in all that?

Well played.

Donny Jr. better watch out, making an enemy of the gay community will result in backlash by his hair dresser and make-up artist.

Shadow of the Colossus; if you both don’t cry when Argo falls at the end you are soul-less monsters.

A C-Rat would be a luxury feast compared to the canned meat they plan on sending out.

One must wonder how many handful of pills and boxes of wine must these two put away each night so that they can live with themselves.

Backed this back when it was on Kickstarter, and got my physical copy of it last night with all my backer swag, :-D

I dunno, hit him in the face a few times with a goedendag, that should fix it.

For Donny the Con, anything longer or more complicated than one of the board books I read my toddler is too long.