Adept? YAAAASSSSS!

I loved, loved, loved Strikeforce Morituri, and Jelene was one of the best characters in the series (later SFM member Silencer should have gotten a mention as well). She was black, female, and devoutly Christian, but she wasn't portrayed as a stereotype, and was loyal, brave, friendly, and loving. I…

I miss Breaking In. The first season was genius, especially post-Smallville Michael Rosenbaum. Then the second season got rid of him and the douchey (but funny) disguise expert, then added an unfunny British chick and Megan Mullally. While I normally love MM (she was the bomb on Happy Endings as Penny's mom), she…

Exactly. 2 was so hair-pullingly bad (especially compared to the awesomeness of 1), that I lost all interest in the series and skipped 3.

I would slap a baby to get remake of Legend of Legaia. I loved the game back in 2000, but damn, those graphics have NOT aged well. Maybe tweak the combat a little to make it a little less repetitive and tedious, and I would stand in line at midnight to buy it.

1000% THIS. I loved XS1, but then I played XS2, and it felt like the developers said, "The first game was too awesome. Let's toss out everything good about it and replace it with shit". I didn't even bother to finIsh XS2 or even pick up XS3.

Damn. I guess they wanted to get it out before Nick changed their mind and pulled the plug completely. It at least makes up for the huge wait between Seasons 1 and 2.

BTW - Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer (the creators of Venture Bros.) need to take notes from these guys, and learn how to make a great series that…

"questioning the reliability of evidence 'obtained outside of law enforcement.'"

Seriously? Like you thought the elevator surveillance video was going to be doctored or something? "You see, Ray wasn't really punching the shit out of her, he was actually showing her his shadow puppet skills and she fainted from the…

Why people try to bullshit the public anymore? Didn't Goodell think there are ways to track and verify when the video was sent, or even requested by the NFL?

Shit, when part of the video showing Rice dragging his unconscious fiancee outside of the elevator first popped up months ago, why did the NFL not request footage…

The only way this could have been cooler is if they had thrown their voices at each other, so that Troy voice comes from Nolan, and Nolan's voice comes from Troy. Then the universe collapses upon itself.

It took a few tries, but I was able to finally get the thing to check my account instead of giving me the "bad gateway" page. It seems I got lucky because it says I'm in the clear.

If this means making more guys that look like Hugh Jackman in the X-films, I'm all for this.

I'll even pay extra on my taxes if they tweak them to have more body hair like the comic book version.

I think "3DXS" has a snappy ring to it.

And haggis.

But JK should have had Dumbledore yell out, "I'M GAY!" in every other sentence, just like all the others characters yelled out "I'M STRAIGHT!" in every other sentence!

It punches you in the uterus?

She even more insufferable, if such a thing was possible. She made a film where some woman gets turned on by a kid IMing her about shitting into her ass and then shitting it back into his ass, back and forth forever. And critics ate it up like manna from heaven. UGH.

It's funny how she's "only a 6" and "not that hot", and yet he's exerting all this effort to get her attention. Even Tantalus didn't have a thirst that bad.

It happens to us gay guys too. Some guy with no picture and no info in their profile will start begging me to show him nude photos or go on cam for him, and when I say no, they get nasty and say they didn't want to see my ugly pictures anyway. Petulant man-children are not exclusive to straight dating sites.

If he asks you if you like Phil Collins, you better say yes if you value your life. And don't stare at Sabrina's ass - EAT IT!

"OMG, you made 32K before June? Hold on while I take a cab to your place so I can suck your dick!", said no woman ever.