And just when Trump had finally become appealing to modern, independent women. Such a shame. Big. Weakness.

Amelia Earhart takes on all comers

I thought Beltre wasn't amused by head games

Kipnis receded faster than Odor’s hairline

It’s all fun and games until they call up Walker from CBS ball and he roundhouse kicks his way to a triple

I know it's the last day and people are ready for the Games to be over but how did that spectator Eliud security and get that close?!

Second Teixeira to be put down mercifully by the Yankees

That Brazilian got waxed

Still the second least embarrassing Degrassi reference for Candians

Stephen A Smith woulda won this time trial. He's often said that

Mom?

The cAnal logo is a bit on point

WHY THEY SPEAKIN THAT WEIRD LANGUAGE ON MY USA PHONE VIDEO? WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE! GODDA BUILD A DAMN FIREWALL AT THIS POINT

To Alex,

Cruz? Felt like a 3 hour Detour AMIRITE?

This is too perfect

Baylor Athletic Director makes for an interesting acronym. Forget Upset Children, Kids... He is malfeasant

Not many people can claim they felt all bound up after leaving a Mexican establishment

Back in my day, when we spent a few days locked in a Mexican bathroom we called it Montezumas Revenge. Build a wall!

Just what that school needed amidst sexual assault allegations: a lifelong Grober who used to live in the Forest