Wy indeed.

You had me at Denver, but Wyoming?

But we could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenal. This is a factual observation. And referring to the country continuing in its current form is clearly referring to regime change. And both of those statements sound like things adults might say, as opposed to unhinged taunts laced with childish nicknames…

Yeah, because context doesn’t matter! ::eyeroll::

“We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals. But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, Republic of Korea . . . One of the things that we have been doing is spending a lot more time positioning our missile defence systems, so that even as we try to…

62,984,825 Stupid fuckers

What I’m hearing is, we don’t have a Stanislav Petrov to save us anymore. 

That is SUCH a good movie.

This Secondhand Lions reboot is weird...

Authorities said the two...weren’t breaking any laws.

Soon. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon...

But at least I don’t have to hear assholes talk a about an undefeated season now.

Brady just needs a couple of Ortiz’s special “vitamins”, hell they might even be legal for him I’m not familiar with the regulations governing Veterinary medicine.

But at least I don’t have to hear assholes talk a about an undefeated season now.

God damn it.

apparently there were 126 cameras that caught the whole thing, but the arresting officer had his body cam turned off because of-fucking-course he did

I feel like I was just punched in the face by Wes Anderson.