A guy from my office was on that plane. His father was killed in a lightening strike yesterday in PR. God bless those pilots for being able to get him home.

Flying through it isn’t the hard part — landing and taking off in it are where the pucker factor climbs.

I didn’t know that Mitch McConnell could successfully lead anything through a disaster.

If he’s anything like his dad, I hope he drowns.

What you are saying is it takes an act of God that is 1/8 the size of the Western Hemisphere to get airlines to be on time. Gotcha.

I know right? This is easy, turns out I don’t even need to spend the $125k!

I’m still hoping for a direct hit on Mar-A-Lago combined with Trump cheapening out on insurance. Extra bonus points if it hits as a Cat5.

Jonathan Falwell (aka Jerry Falwell’s son) is stuck in an emergency shelter with his wife in Saint Martin. 

That’s a fool’s errand. There is no way anyone could surpass United, even if you exclude 2017 entirely.

If Delta started advertising “see the hurricane” flights, I’d buy a ticket. And spring for one of those flight life insurance policies too.

It makes me happy that they are unhappy. I don’t care if that makes me a shitty person.

Famous Rebas: Amy Schumer. Lena Dunham. Jezebel readers.

I mean, if a lack of commitment to ecological causes is an immediate kibosh on your travel plans, I suggest (I’m assuming your residence here) that you get the fuck out of the U.S., because we’re way worse.

Like prisons? Because letting the private sector running prisons has proven to be better.

They did not write it for the show, although that’s what I thought at first, too. He wrote it for a music library where it sat for over 10 years unused until they used it for TTG.

But is it as catchy as “Shake It, Bake It, Booty Quake It”?

Yo, she can come through to the cookout ANY TIME.

“Stay ready”

Maybe if blue dress didn’t want to catch a beatdown, she shouldn’t have been a racist asshat.

i had a hot take ready about how should we really applaud white folks using wokeness and dismantling of privelege as cover to beat the breaks off each other...