Buying gifts for babies is by far the most stress inducing task I have ever dealt with. Apparently nerf guns aren’t “baby appropriate” which is bullshit.

nope. you are wrong.

I think Gawker employees get fined for every article they write that doesn’t include a paragraph of Trump bashing.

Lots of them work, but the first two didn’t for me...

Dialed-In Lebron is so much fun to watch. I've changed my rooting interests in this series so many times.

Mine watch it with mild alarm, which is probably a mental-health improvement over their reaction to the vacuum.

Mine watch it with mild alarm, which is probably a mental-health improvement over their reaction to the vacuum.

Ancient butter experts

Our cats will not ride the roomba :-/ It is a bitter disappointment. But the googly eyes we put on it help sooth my sadness.

Our cats will not ride the roomba :-/ It is a bitter disappointment. But the googly eyes we put on it help sooth my…

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

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My tombstone will read: “Dez caught that ball.”

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…