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The lies that the US govt can tell are somewhat kept in check by the free press. When the Trump admin wants to say one thing, but 5 media outlets say something different, and the whole world can hear it, that forces them to be less blatant with their lies.

The only people who would be upset about playing as a female Viking in an Assassin’s Creed game are people who don’t matter.  Really.  They do not matter at all.  If they were all just silent one day the world would be a better place for it.

Oh, China will definitely free something. They’ll free your healthy organs from your body so that little Zhang Wei can have a spare liver on standby.

Well that’s a fine reason to not buy Remake and file a formal protest with Square-Enix.  /s

It’s a Chinese company.  Stealing is what they do.

I’ve learned more about quantum physics from Joe Rogan’s podcasts than I have from any other source. He’s a perfect example of someone who is is very liberal in most of his views but is painted as an enemy by a segment of people for having variations in his opinions and not being ideologically pure.

What’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?

If this happens, the world will be a better place.

Because male and female bodies are anatomically different, and have to be modeled differently in video games. Modelling clothing requires money that isn’t going to be paid by the vast minority that complains about not being able to cross-dress in every single outfit.

So an app that tracks nearby bottles of vodka and fresh Adidas tracksuits? That’s kind of neat.

Oh look - more mobile garbage.

“the game will be released in China first.”

This is easy.  It’s because she is gearing up for her 2024 campaign.  If you can’t see this coming, you’re fucking blind.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

So after the mobs burn down the corporations for ruining everything, they should go after the investors next.  Got it.

He’s just giving people like me a chance to find friends to play this with before it’s released.  I am extremely interested in this game, but alas, no friends to play it with.

Am I reading an article from The Sun right now?  Because this feels like something from The Sun.

So you go out and spend $59.99 on an IP that you think isn’t very good.  Makes sense.

Take all that away and be able to follow basic storytelling logic, and you come to the same conclusion.  Vader leads the hunt for Jedi.  You end up in the fortress where they torture and break Jedi.  You start tearing it apart.  Vader is too busy on Instagram to come put a stop to it, apparently.

Are you new to Star Wars? It’s like 90% fan-service and nostalgia.