Jalopnik-Reader crowd-sourced script for non-shitty car movie?

This is BRILLIANT. And DEPRESSING.

From Right to Left: House, Feds, GM, AKERSON?

I think its just the finish - metal. Are you looking at the blue-ish pulley to the right of the valves?

DIY GATED SHIFTER article in 5, 4, 3...

You must choose between shelter and passion...

Yay, I'm not the only one shocked by that. Do they throw in a 904? J/K, those are stupid expensive...

Which part? I don't see anything that matches your description.

With the whole "its 'Old GM's' problem", I wonder how much can actually happen now. I expect some government chest thumping and outcry for a few more weeks followed by indemnity (or close to it) for GM. They'll finish the recall and make a bronze statue of a cobalt/G5 to commemorate those who were foolish enough to…

That's my thought, too. The base price (in America) for an M6 in 2008 was around $108,000. So you LEASE one for $160,000? Crazy Italian auto taxes or not, that's a joke. Way to embrace your sheepishness...

E cards, you've done it again. This is off topic but my wife showed me this one yesterday:

That's why No Man's Sky is going to be LEGIT.

What a perfect way to share the love of Jesus...

This should be part of a "Jalopnik Driver's Ed" manual. "Chapter 2, how to make an ass of one's self" right before "how not to make an ass of one's self."

Being cute does not count.

WTF

The notion that you could actually get a cat to DO SOMETHING is totally absurd.

I hit a cyclist once. Not proud. I've never been so panicked or embarrassed in my life.

+1 to stalling at lights... UPHILL.

We're bored?