Aired late last year in the UK, the short anthology series Black Mirror is one of the best works of science fiction I've seen on television in a long time. All three episodes, set in near and distant futures, are about how we integrate new technologies into the most intimate parts of our lives, often with hideous…

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How's your Friday the 13th? It's probably going better than James Thomson's, whose legal woes are playing out in real time over Twitter today.

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