As a Canadian, I know that when I want Canadian food (whatever that could possibly mean), I ALWAYS go to an Egyptian restaurant.

I LOVED this movie when it came out because I was thirteen at the time..

brb just gonna pop on down to the audiologist to get a Pap smear

I had a feeling they would be racists...

Oh god I had that except mine was for an overbite. If nothing else, it’s a great way to lose a shit load of weight in no time.

No joke? I dunno, i’m laughing pretty hard at them...

The most important thing to know about any woman is whether or not she’s hot!

My dad is going to be SO EXCITED when I show him how to watch this online later.

I’m pretty sure “barbiere” means barber in Italian, because it doesn’t mean barber in French...

I’m crying at the idea of any of these idiots actually working hard...

Oh my god what did they do to his eyes? That’s fucking unsettling...

I fully support smearing dog shit on the homes of people who don’t pick up their dog’s shit. I work at a kennel though so I have a pretty high up tolerance for dog shit...

Ummm Sarah Palin barely even speaks English.

NEVER. NEVER APOLOGISE FOR BEING FUCKING HUMAN. JESUS.

Probably. If not in those gifs, then likely due to some other idiotic decision shortly thereafter...

Yeah i’m pretty sure he dained his bramage a little bit there. God damn.

Oh god that second gif... Did I just watch somebody die?

smdh white people

I love how some people are so ignorant about indigenous peoples, they actually believe this Barack Obama “Kenyan" language conspiracy as opposed to the much simpler reality that Denali is just the traditional Native Alaskan name for the mountain.......

I hate the Toddlers and Tiaras glamour shot look she has going on in the print ads though.