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I needed this story after the week I've had. I DESERVED THIS STORY.

Oh god Kanye's outfit. I can't stop laughing. Girl, bye.

You haven't read all of Erin's "reporting" then.

I don't "want" it to be any way. That's the difference between me and you. I'm not invested in a certain outcome because it will prove some personal belief I have about sororities or beauty pageants . Hazing is serious and we should be serious about combating it on our campuses. Part of being serious about it is…

I didn't say what she did was "no big deal." In fact, we still don't have any real idea what she did besides cursing in an email to an alumnae and using abusive language(cursing) or berating members of a pledge class. That's what the rest of the media world I reporting, so I tend to believe that's what she did. Erin's…

HOLY SHIT I HOPE YOU REPORTED THIS TO AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL OR THE WORLD ORGANIZATION AGAINST TORTURE !!11!!

I took you more seriously when you were Jezebel's Special Ryan Lochte Correspondent.

Erin, you are being punked. The reason approximately ZERO other outlets are reporting what you're reporting on this story is not because you're some super skilled Woodward in the making with the scoop of the century. Its because they've recognized it as the secondhand single sourced rumor mongering garbage it is. If…

Oh god THIS. THISthisthis fucking this. Maybe GMA didn't reach out to you, Erin, because, oh I dunno, your "reporting" was basically a garbage game of telephone from your friend...uh, I mean "source"...who happened to go to Hofstra? Greek women have been all over your original "story" pointing out the factual…

Sooo is this your way of apologizing for repeating in print that seriously laughable sitting on newspaper/dyke/now you have to eat out all the sitting sisters garbage from your "source" yesterday, or.....?

it's easy to say what we would have done in the same position from a removed place. Let's just say my mom would have been selling her plasma and taking out payday loans to pay the $300-500 for a safe medical procedure performed by a licensed professional she ever, EVER considered ordering medication online from a…

yeah, my mom wouldn't let me have SUGAR til I was like 10. She was an awesome, supportive parent but there is no way in bloody fucking hell she'd give me an abortion pill from some sketch ball Canadian online pharmacy. I wouldn't give my dog a pill from that place.

yeah, I appreciate that she was probably just trying to help her daughter, but her child ended up in the emergency room. No teenager should be administered an abortificant unless they've at least been seen by a doctor.

I love you. For reals.

I call so much bullshit on this. SO MUCH. It's like some 40 year basement dweller's fan fiction about sororities.

Sorry, but stuff like this is an anomaly in Greek life organizations for women. Unless you count gift baskets and key chains and plastic tumblers and all the other crap...er, I mean gifts...you are constantly bombarded with during your pledge period "abuse"

Behold the disgusting Lea Michelle and the worst beach body in the whole wide...wait WUT?

I promise not make fun of you about your gremlin crush if we can share J.Lo bff rights. (You can have Mimi, though)

STOP. T.I.'s a gremlin.