Rob Emslie
graverobber
Rob Emslie is a contributing writer for Jalopnik. He has too many cars, and not enough time to work on them all.
7/1/20
8:37 AM
51

This was a tough call. Depending on how I approach the valuation, it can seem like a good deal or a rip off. Read more

6/30/20
8:18 AM
35

I may once have made the foolish statement on this website that I would never give a Mercedes an NP. Today was the day that I had to give up on my convictions and become a lying liar. Read more

6/30/20
8:12 AM
246

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women. Read more

6/9/20
11:31 AM
2

Welp, this is my new phrase I’m going to annoy my wife and friends with, every time I see a modern wagon. Thanks!

6/9/20
9:48 AM
19

I firmly believe Ford could’ve sold a BUNCH more Flexes if they had a factory option faux wood siding. Those of us whose parents dragged us around the country in wood sided Country Squires/Colony Park/Family Trucksters would’ve appreciated the throwback to our youth to inflict upon our own children.

6/4/20
8:38 AM
13

Why are these perfect NPOCP’s never anywhere near me... well nearly perfect. If it had been a blue two door I might have had to start planning a cross country trip. Read more

5/25/20
10:03 AM
7

You’ve reminded me of my first real rock concert, c. 1990, Razor’s Edge tour...giant inflatable woman floating above the stage and the entire crowd yelling “Ang-us!” in time with the opening riff of that song before the rest of the band kicks in.

5/25/20
8:12 AM
23

These are rad, there’s one in my town that gets used and abused. doors are off now too. also smaller than you’d imagine.

5/21/20
8:34 AM
15

Well shoot, I did a commercial for a department store once, does that make anyone want to part with an extra couple grand for my Prius?

5/20/20
8:14 AM
133

That dash! I forgot how amazing those 80's GM button dashboards were, I used to look in parking lots for the most button-filled cars. My dad’s Pontiac 6000 had the most of any car we owned. Read more

5/13/20
9:43 AM
6

Combined with it being a tall hair era for girls (or at least the ones I liked), they made for delightful times trying to help girls get their hair untangled out of the seat belt track.

5/13/20
8:10 AM
116

Don’t take Precidia if you’re allergic to Precidia.

5/8/20
12:03 PM
5

It’s in Basalt which is near Aspen