grannyshifter
GrannyShifter (don't judge my Hofmeister kink)
grannyshifter

Does it need two motors though? My stock 85 Si just won my local scca rallycross outright.... beating subarus, toyotas, a raptor, and host of other cars with double the power.

If you have a late ‘90s Taurus you are one of the poors. Poors do not get nice things.

Ford’s Sync system is abysmal. I don’t understand how Ford managed to royally F it up in the way that they did.

She makes it look cool. I would look like a circus bear.

haha what ?

If you can’t afford to pay cash, you can’t afford that car.

Back in 2017 I took this photo at the Boston auto show...

WALK

I think you’re reading that incorrectly - the OP is saying that they’ve never had a car less than 10 years old, not over 10 years old. I.e. they’ve never owned a car that wasn’t at least 10 years old (like their current Vue, which is now old enough to vote).

No worries.  OP doesn’t have a smart phone.  Probably prefers the old school smoke signals.

Plus who hates power locks and back up cameras?

$60K is about right for these cars. I’ve watched the value of this model increase about 300% over the last 20 years when it’s value had bottomed out. Paying $60K now will get you a Ferrari that will be worth no less than $60K in 10 or 20 years, but most likely worth about three or four times that much by then.

You have not lived if, while waiting at a stoplight with a hangover and mildly murderous intent, you have not seen the rear windshield of a 15 year-old Subaru disintegrate and fall into the hatch after an onslaught of bass. It is one of the few occasions in life where schadenfreude truly is life-affirming. Still

Crack pipe. This wasn’t a good car to start with, and it hasn’t aged well. That interior looks like something homemade for a Batmobile kit car. It isn’t a good buy from a performance standpoint, and no one is impressed by a 14 year old Maserati. It makes you look like a try-hard. If you’re interested in an old European

When people can’t distract themselves with trips to Beaches and pounding drinks at Olive Garden they’re forced to sit around and confront their lives. A fate worse than death.

I think the issue is more that their stuff has strayed farther and farther from “car culture” (as evidenced by the fact there were no cars in their last feature) and further towards “watch these old guys do stupid things and make each other uncomfortable”.  Which can be entertaining, but it would be nice if the cars

Liking cars does not mean you have to like vaguely racist, quite imperialist ‘entertainment’ that has not evolved in any way since 2005 or so.

Unfortunately he’s rich and that means he gets the other American justice system.

its totally cheating, but the 3d walkthrough has a “floor plan” mode. it DOES NOT help you figure out whats going on with this house.

also, i can smell that place.