Boston’s points per game rate is down 3 points (108 to 105) with Kyrie compared to last year. Cleveland’s, by the way, has stayed the same at 110. Just saying.

This is just a midwestern style pizza. It is good, but only if it is really cheap. Greasy, very cheesy, good stuff. St. Louis style is its own thing, also party-cut, but with the cracker crust and provel cheese (which is real cheese, fuck you).

He got into grad school? At Maryville? The Harvard of the Midwest...

Good thing Shazier has one of the best respected doctors, for whom things never fall apart.

Does LaVar offer any of his kids any autonomy? LiAngelo is in college for chrissakes. Let him do what he wants.

And we kind of knew this, right? Amazing how LaVar could cajole the whole NBA into thinking Ricky Rubio was worth the #2 pick.

He’s basically Ricky Rubio, right?

Puncher was Emma Carmichael

Celtics have a bunch of new players and they run plays. The Warriors ran plays last year integrating Kevin Durant.

Hatey McLife

MarkKelsosMigraine

Blount has been thrown passes by Roethlisberger and Brady, whereas Ajayi has had Tannehill, Cutler and Matt Moore? Yikes

What is the reasoning behind your assertion that a bigger strike zone is more adversely affected by Judge’s large size? A shit strike zone is a shit strike zone.

Everybody else had as bad a strike zone as Judge, and they didn’t strike out 80% of the time.

The Post-Dispatch has the worst sports columnists. The only thing going for them is Derrick Goold’s amazing gamers.

People who wear superman capes are assholes.

He didn’t drink enough water.

“Because your ability to pin a twerp against a locker makes you an ideal candidate for this job?”

Def law enforcement. Like they may not make as much as NFL players but the number of opportunities ensures all middle school bullies get compensated for being shitheads.

Bruce Chen