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American boots that were made in China.

Or we could send him hunting with Dick Cheney.

I agree with you except for the shitty SLO drivers being transplants. We just have a weird curse in SLO that just kills people’s driving IQ no matter how well they drive elsewhere, be they native or tourist. I think we’re cursed for killing James Dean.

Hey, The Big Chill has Kevin Costner’s best role, a corpse.

Yeah, Fresno and San Luis Obispo County have the dumbest drivers in California.

And C.H.U.D.s

I want this on a shirt.

Yeah, whoever edited that pic should really start looking for a new job in another field.

I think Zack needs to meet Mr. Pickles.

Is the train named Karma?

You mean that Doobie Bros song doesn’t say “Jesus is just alt-right with me”?

I’m with you, and I say this as a Giants fan.

That is fucking AWESOME!

He’s upset Pelosi has more balls than he will have in his life.

That’s what the year was. I couldn’t remember it for my comment.

“For some reason, this issue of an alien has become paramount to the colonists of LV-426.” Colonial Jizz Mopper Pence, LV-426

Maybe it means he’s going to add the saved money to his own bank account.

I had a ‘94 and I so miss that car.

It’s funny that white people of European heritage who hate non-white people love the creation myth and deity of non-white people.

Hey Mo! When will you fuckwits stop burdening the people with triple digit IQs? I hope you get penile cancer.