Now that is a match made in Hell. I hope they have enough crayons for their coloring books and juice boxes to keep them hydrated if they ever meet.

And his computer is full of interracial porn.

This guy chokes likes the Dodgers in the post season.

On a lot of Indian Reservations too.

C’mon Ford, a movie dealing with aliens and space? You should’ve brought back the Probe. God I miss my ‘94 Probe.

Yep, plus cities will be freaking out about the loss of all that sweet moving violation money.

Yep. Drack and Peebee are my regular squad mates.

Probably, he is a jesus freak.

Wow, another convicted criminal supporting Trump.

He’s flashing back to his days in prison.

I so wanted to shoot my TV when he said that.

The holes in his hand make masturbation easier.

Why is he anti masturbation and named Fappy? Shouldn’t he be named Don’t Fappy?

Damn, he’s more hardcore than that cousin fucker from Tennesee.

But that Tauntaun will freeze before it reaches the outer marker!

That sounds really plausible.

Sounds like the beginning of Mass Effect 2 or when they rebuilt Leeloo in The 5th Element. Your theory about Han is now stuck in my head.

The story of god is prety much the same across all three. It’s the story of the prophets (or lack of) that are different. Think of them as half-siblings, same dad different mothers.

“If I can’t sit through a movie with God or Jesus sitting by me then we have no business showing it.” Why? Are you afraid God would turn to you and go, “Didn’t I say not to judge?” Or Jesus would say “Didn’t I tell you to love your neighbor?” Fucking assholes.

I have a theory, they go into hiding on the planet with Zeb’s people on it. I think Kanan gets fucked up by something Ezra causes. Ezra freaks out and goes dark side to save everyone and out of guilt and a worry that he will lose control takes Kanan into hiding to care for him. That way Disney won’t have to get dark…