You should try reading Splinter. It’s the web equivalent of a junior high school newspaper whose faculty adviser is a substitute teacher.

At least he went out with a bang. AND a whimper. 

Unless he was being sarcastic. In which case “excellent” was the most brilliant word selection in the history of the Milky Way galaxy!

See my previous comment that addresses this exact point. 

After posting my comment, I thought maybe Gabe was saying Smith was doing an excellent job of being Kirk Cousins rather than being an excellent QB. But even at that, KC always had outstanding passing yard stats, just not usually at the moments it was most important to get some passing yards in a given game. 

He’s making, what, $50 million guaranteed? And he seems to have a good family life. Probably > marginally above avg.  

Alex Smith was doing an excellent job replacing Kirk Cousins...

Then don’t enable him. Name him. Put it in a press release. And release the emails in question.

Hahaha! That’s funny, thanks.

Too bad the Academy rarely rewards comedic performances. This is far more Oscar-worthy than either ‘The Wife’ or ‘A Star Is Born’.

Christina Koch, after 328 days in space: “Welp, that’s 328 days I’ll never have back!”

Given Samsung’s previous problems with exploding phones and washing machines, you’d think people might be a little more circumspect about ordering a brand new product sight unseen.

I mean, why bother? If it’s that easy to peel off, then it’s 100% going to peel off on its own within, what, 10 days of use? The only way to prevent it from peeling off is to prevent it from peeling off, whether a person is doing the peeling or it’s being done by the ravages of weeks of normal use.

Ali-Liston lasted longer.

What is wrong with you? You’re just terrible at this.

That’s a dumber comment than your earlier one. Who gives a shit if you’re unable to find any drama or action in golf?

Rickie Fowler, Jason Day, and Bubba Watson did not grow up rich. And it’s actually harder to find a place for a poor kid to play golf and learn the game than it is in a sport like basketball or football, where every school has a team.

Yes, unlike the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA, and Pro Tennis circuits, which are all proletarian exercises in egalitarianism, appealing first and foremost to the poor person in all of us sitting in the Poverty Suites at our publicly funded stadiums and arenas.

This post nails a lot of people’s feelings about yesterday. I remember years ago reading about how Tiger, Jordan, Bird, they weren’t just great players but world-class trash talkers, using every trick in the book to psych out their opponents while somehow maintaining a public image that made them look like nice people…

Turns out it’s a typo. They do say it was 2009 later in the article.