I’m trying to be nice to you, stupid. By telling you the truth. You don’t have to thank me, but you should at least appreciate the one person willing to tell you your comment, your grasp of the facts, and your ability to conjure up an non-self-defeating analogy are all very bad. You’re welcome.

I feel like my earlier comment was pretty clear to anyone with a junior high level of reading comprehension, so I’ll let it speak for itself.

Even worse...

If the bank knew the homebuyer was running a meth lab in the house and then claimed that they had evaluated the odds of the meth lab blowing up surrounding homes and had judged it to be “worth the risk” then, yeah, sure. They should have liability in your example. It’s such a poorly concocted example, though, that I…

I almost mentioned his dad in my comment, but I was afraid Chris Sale would cut up a bunch of jerseys again. 

I can’t understand why Gabe is taking the coach’s stupid side in this. 

What is wrong with you? Why are you devoting so much energy to this? I didn’t read your latest extended comment but it looks like you’re agreeing with my intial point, and now you’re agreeing that other people said what I said they said. And you’re taking 600 words to do it. Who cares? Go outside, get some air and…

Such a loss, and so sad. From this SF Gate story, it seems like she was so good at so many things:

Very false. Even early in 2019 common wisdom had Murray going at around the 15th pick, and only because Washington was seen as desperate. Some people had him going closer to the bottom of the first round or even into the second round, and until the Combine very few had him going top-10. So a lot of people argued that…

“Kyler Murray should play baseball because he’ll make so much more money.”

This is ridiculous. Kids don’t belong in locker rooms or at press conferences. Ask Steph Curry.

Will John Landis be directing the episode with Seth Rogen?

I will admit there have been times when I, too, have looked forward to “exploring new options within the United States.” Who hasn’t?

Now that you mention it, I feel like maybe they got into it with Ashley or Emma at some point, but that could be wrong.

OT, but: In other, stranger news, why is Smash Mouth getting involved in the Bryce Harper negotiations?

They should eliminate the throw to 1B on ground balls fielded by an infielder. Just give the runner X number of seconds to get to the bag. If they beat that timer, they’re safe. If they can’t beat the timer, they’re out. Time saved! No appeals on close plays, no errors, no collisions, no helmet-throwing,…

What’s happens when pitchers and batters collude to jointly violate the clock rule? The batter doesn’t step into the box and the pitcher doesn’t start his wind-up. Does the umpire call both a ball and a strike on the same pitch?

Fwiw, and we’ve both spent more time on this than we should, this version makes me think the women are members of Dean’s in-house dance troupe, The Golddiggers, not guests on the show.