Did you really just equate school shooters with transgendered kids? Because I have no printable words for that.

WORD. Seriously. We did a couple of these event-type parties before I decided to stop the madness. We party at home now with the full expectation that the house will be trashed; kids invite a handful of close friends, have the option of homemade or storebought cake, we do it mid-afternoon so I don't need to serve…

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.