4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

How long do we have to pretend to miss the point on this one?

Weather: cold

Back in my day, the kids never even MADE it to Oregon.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

You know you are getting old when memories from your adolescence contain what can only be considered to be old-timey racism.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

The next stand alone “Star Wars” film is either “Jek Porkins: Origins” or GTFO.

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

“Cam Newton threw the ball in a players face/chest. That’s almost always a penalty. Thats what he was flagged for not the “1st down point””

Backstory: Jericho is currently working a program with WWE-newcomer (but industry and international veteran) AJ Styles, wherein the two had a competitive series (that Styles took, 2 matches vs Jericho’s 1 victory) that built into mutual respect and a tag team. They failed to capture the titles from reigning champs,…