Not to be all trolololololol, but:

This looks so much better than a 500L it's not even funny, granted, that's not saying much, but it's at least close to par with the Mini Countryman.

"...Specified Circumstances..."

Russia is like the Chunky Soup of nations, all hearty & shit.

Normally I'd be all:

HOLY FUCK WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?!

The real question is how $kay's loins react in its presence.

Plow?

That......is actually really quite cool.

That thing is BADASS embodied.

lolwut?

GAH! That SICK FUCK!

Not trying to be rude, but....you couldn't tell?

That picture is what it looks like when your insides become your outsides.

Ooooh, yeah gotcha. Yeah the bed-canopy/camper-shell for the Ridgeline was....well, it was ugly.

You're fun.

Understandable.