Knock knock.

Jesus Christ, do you fuckers think about anything else?

Foot-well speaker locations are normally an attempt to achieve reduced path length differences between the left and right speakers and the listeners’ ears. Getting the difference as small as possible is how one achieves good stereo imaging.

90 percent of people would be hitler if given the chance is quite a worldview

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I enjoyed this article. It was informative without being pedantic, and short enough to read on the can and not have the wife shout down “are you playing with yourself in there or what?!”

we as a society aren’t putting him down... He made the decision to forfeit his right to life when he took two others in such a brutal fashion. That’s on him - not on me or society. I’ll probably be doing something really cool at the moment he’s dying.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Also, does nobody want to admit that they did exactly this as a teenager, and they only reason they weren’t caught was pure, dumb luck?

You own a Jeep too?

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

[Coach turns to new punter]: I guess you are better than nothing.

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Republicans are the only ones able to fund infrastructure and have been in power the last 30 years straight?