I mean, the joke was right there. +1

You missed one. I’m almost certain that the Denver Broncos logo isn’t a horse, but a cockatoo.

This is beautiful trolling and I salute whoever edited his page.

I laughed like hell at this, just so you know. +1

They were part of the Kreigsmarine, actually. One of the interesting things to the German navy back then was that they weren’t particularly beholden to the Nazi party and their schtick- Adm. Erich Raeder, the supreme commander of the Kreigsmarine during the 1930s and first couple of years of the war, forbade the Nazi…

Fun fact: If you cut off Corey Perry at the knees, you have Brad Marchand.

Incomplete list. From a hockey standpoint,  needs some Guy Hebert added in there somewhere. From a duck standpoint, significant lack of Howard.

Cool Ranch > Nacho

To help sweeten the ‘Iran didn’t do it’ bit for you (and I agree on all your points)... if you go through the trouble to plant limpet mines on tankers- not ‘lay down a minefield’, but actually physically attach explosives to the hulls of these ships at some point- why the hell would you then send a boat to disarm them?

It’s at least as strong of a case as this whole tanker business. Which is to say, not very strong at all, but when has that ever stopped us before? I’m sure we’ll be treated as liberators again!

Fully agree, I thought the same thing. You get burned a few times by a hot stove, you start worrying every time someone says there’s a problem in the kitchen.

Every so often, I see something that reinforces my belief that staying the hell away from Twitch at all costs is the right way to handle life. And by ‘every so often’, I mean ‘I can’t think of anything positive to have come from Twitch, ever’.

It can... what if the guy paying these assassins was... SMOLLETT?

EXCELLENT Kinja.

I found that genuinely surprising as well- it felt like the stench of Trump’s handling of Puerto Rico would have had a greater blue-surge effect there. (If the left has any brains whatsoever, they’ll be leaning heavily on those laughable images of the paper-towel tossing when it comes time to make political ads in…

Regardless, it’s your choice. No one gets to tell you what to do with your torso.

I hate that I laughed as hard as I did at this, but it was well worth a star.

I’ll give credit. After the mess Fallout 76 was at release and for months after, one could forgive Bethesda for quietly nudging it under the rug and distracting people with something else. Not mentioning it beyond in-passing at E3 was honestly my expectation. Instead, they doubled down on it, and we’re getting actual…

Lamenting the referees is fine. To not like a call is to be a sports fan. To be pissed about losing a Game 5 and being behind the 8-ball is just another challenge. And it’s fine to let all that simmer- especially since the league has apparently scheduled half a week between each game to drag this out for some reason.

“I didn’t fight my way across the bloody battlefields of Manassas and Gettysburg so you could use language like that, son!”