quote: “There’s Something About Mary, a movie whose most famous laugh line revolves around a woman unknowingly smearing cum in her hair, which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality”
Oh my goodness.
Did your pearls crack as you typed those words? The horror of dirty comedy,… Read more
lots of bad take articles on Deadspin to start out 2019....
The optics are bad, but it’s a tough situation. This isn’t an exceptionally poor area. The median income is good. Parents have been repeatedly encouraged to apply for free/reduced lunches. The district has already written off a lot of the debt. I wish America offered free lunches to all students, but we don’t.… Read more
Probably because only a very few members of the Secret Service actually do any security work. The vast majority of them work in fraud and other treasury-related stuff and their work is probably comparatively boring.
This caught my attention as well. Such an unnecessary and deliberate act of cruelty on Jezebel’s part.
He’s not under appreciated by casting directors! This year I’ve watched him on The Deuce and he popped up on Brooklyn 99 and Modern Family. If you’ve got HBO Go, there’s The Deuce, True Blood, and The Wire - you could watch all Chris Bauer tv all the time, and that’s without all his Law and Order related work.
When I saw the word “sheep,” I thought you might be headed in this direction:
For a lot of us over the age of forty, that pretty much WAS the reality of New England sports fans. We know what we’ve had over the last seventeen years. We love it. Suck it.
What a spectacularly salty article. Everything is always blamed on Boston and its fanbase, as if Price doubters came solely from within. The non-stop hate parade that Deadspin tries to pass off as clever editorializing just makes it that much sweeter that my son and I just watched the Sox win. They’re a likeable team… Read more
Mookie = Best player, this season. Trout? Best player ever (through his year six season, anyway). I say this as a lifelong Patriot. The waste of his talent by a bunch of penny-pinching dumpster divers is baseball tragedy. Of course, since the atrocity takes place behind the Orange Curtain, we don’t even see it… Read more