what's going on here?

You win.

"Uwe" nailed it.

9) Directed by Uwe Boll

Outside of New York City, adults generally write polite, cheerful emails to one another

that's the genius of it.

But the unsweetened Passion Iced Tea is so darned delicious.

Holy crap, I worked for Borders and remember that piece of stupidity as well.

How Starbucks thought this was gonna go.

I really doubt any of the Starbucks actually wrote on the cups or had conversations. The one I got to (because you may take my life but you'll never take my chai latte!) thought it was hilariously stupid.

Wow that paid endorsement for Casper mattress is going viral. I've been seeing ads for them everywhere. Now they're big time.

She may have an awesome house, but I have an education and a mother who isn't trying to exploit me for money. Who is the real winner here?

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.

It didn't shock me she grew up Mormon, which has a particularly racist past as a religion. I imagine that had something to do with her ignorance.

I bought into that whole "trust your body to fulfill its primal biological destiny" thing and ended up having a failed natural home birth after three days of back labor that ended in a hospital transfer and unwanted cesarean. Yeah, most pregnancies can end in an unmedicated vaginal birth if that's what mom wants but…

Real talk: I had a step-relative in small-town Arkansas who showed me pictures she took in class. They had put on some kind of skit where they were all characters from The Voice. And this relative was...Cee Lo Green. I looked at the pictures, and my mouth fell open. She was in full blackface. I asked if her teacher…

You dated Newt Gingrich?

There has never been anything more intentionally sexual than makeup called "Underage Red" and "Lolita." Maybe she has little to nothing to do with the process besides saying "okay" and then promoting it, and I do believe she seems like the kind of person who has no idea what Lolita is actually about. Like, she…

I'm now convinced a pressure cooker and a waffle iron are the two most under-rated kitchen appliances.