"I don't think having a dumb name precludes you from ragging on another dumb band name"

The story or the band? Either way, the answer is no. I barely remembered the song existed; if the link hadn't been included, I'd have come up empty.

Now that I like!

Maybe this guy's more of a Player Piano fan…

Yes, most band names are stupid, so unless your band is named something universally accepted as great, maybe you should refrain from bad-mouthing somebody else's band name.

Sooo…Deadeye Dick is a stupid name for a band, but Cage the Elephant is not?

"If you think about it, critics are an unnecessary life-form on the planet Earth,"

Maybe Simmons engaged in…inappropriate relations…with a member of the Rabin family.

"As a person who was the appropriate, pre-teen age during this era of Kiss, I can attest w/ absolute certainty that the band did have an aura of crass dangerous mystery…"

I've heard/read that too.

Touché

Rabin seems really strident regarding the band's perceived drug use. I get that the idea of a G rated program starring a rock band rings hollow. But he seems to be pushing the "drugs!!!" aspect in the same way that nervous parents insisted that Kiss stood for Knights in Satan's Service.

Maybe?

"Squawk!"

"I suddenly realized exactly where they had found that character's voice."

With nuts?

"He sounds exactly like Dr. Rockzo"

I think they had a crippling addiction to Aqua-net.

Hey!

Hey hey!