It is time to get rid of the white people

...touche?

The twist is bees.

Real question, are Smash Mouth and Bare Naked Ladies the same band? Like, maybe they had to change their name because there already was a band in the UK with the same name, or one is the nickname their superfans use?

If they aren’t the same band, why do both exist? Seems like a waste of resources to me.

Congrats, you have won over the “SNL isn’t funny” crowd. Perhaps next you can show how impressionism is actually just people who can’t draw a straight line.

I will write in Bernie Sanders if you jump off a bridge and it makes the news. You have ~11 days.

And yet fast food is regulated as food, while this is not, because the manufacturers are snake oil salesmen.

Because it is cult food for cultists?

It is a dietary supplement. It is garbage for people who want garbage in their bodies. Why idiots still allow this garbage to legally continue? The Al Ighty Ollar of course!

$100 says he has had sex with a minor since the separation.

I’m confused. I already killed myself. You can only do it once. Try it out and see for yourself.

Never seen someone type Trump instead of Greenwald so many times in a row.

Why does Marco Rubio keep appearing in pictures like this?

And here I thought there were no more heroes.

I hate these kids. I wish they could get a President Trump, but the rest of us are spared.

It is cool, his whole family is from the area so I am sure he can get some serious unconditional support.

Wow, Bloomberg became very self aware if that is their new slogan.

Wow, how dumb are you? It was obviously Anita Sarkeesian’s fault. But they are both women, so 99.9% chance they were in cahoots.

Don’t be mad, the people reporting it are too stupid to understand how they are wrong. And their stupidity is eventually going to get lots of people killed. Oh wait, you should probably be mad.

Gabby gone scare-baiting!