Don’t give up. There is help out there. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Yeah, Jezebel has been remarkably silent about Trump administration policies. Crazy, eh?

Gross-out Mission accomplished.

What else you gonna do on a flight from London to LA?

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

Oh mah jeebus he’s a lizard people guy too? Lol. I went on one date with a guy who spent the whole time very enthusiastically talking about David Icke. I never spoke to him again.

The one who used to be fat got married and is on the right in the pic? And the smaller I guess cuter one is sad. I saw a few episodes of a lot of questionable teen shows, I think I was seeking the next Degrassi or OG 90210. And I love the Drake and Josh Christmas movie and if I see that it’s on I put it on every year.…

OR maybe he’s a just a human who thought he was close friends with a person that he shared a very unique and life-changing experience with. Even if he is an ass and that’s why an invitation was not extended, then fine. But asses have feelings too. Your inane and weirdly proud declaration of not knowing who these…

“Friendships made in your youth begin ending anticlimactically, and you’re often reminded of this after seeing a photo of a wedding you weren’t invited to, or newborn baby you were never told about.”

I can’t believe the person who thinks Santa is white was so expertly outmaneuvered by a man who thinks the world is run by fluoride-producing swamp lizards.

Also this shit:

These people are unbelievable idiots. I just can’t fathom what is going through their mind on a day to day basis. If Trump had just SHUT UP and stopped complaining about this investigation, it would be background noise and wouldn’t be huge news until it was completed. It’s only sucking up all the oxygen because…

Next you’re going to see Jay Sekulow attempt to insist that when Trump was referring to a “witch hunt” it had nothing to do with the special counsel’s activities and was actually in response to the constant accusations of night-dancing and crop-sabotage leveled at Trump by Goody Pritchard.

Idiocracy the movie predicted this. The gops have driven education down to the level where Shakespeare is now considered a threat to these people. They spent eight years threatening President Obama in the most obvious way with AR-15's and AK-47s (shooting Congressmen, using Presidential photos as targets). It used to…

What a bunch of morans! They’re missing the real story. This whole deal is backed by Soros and Crooked Hillary is running a child trafficking ring out of the wardrobe dept.! Also she had Francis Bacon killed to cover up the real author of the play! Awake, fair sheeple!

Trigger warning for mental illness/suicidal thoughts.

No, the worst people, even though they look unhealthy, always end up outliving the nice people. See Trump for proof. Fat, high stress, spends all his time raging, yet he still hasn’t had a heart attack.

“I think it was like 78.3, or 77.3—somewhere in that range—said they were originally going to go to Disney World, but they thought it would be better for children to not go to Orlando and have a Christian experience rather than an experience they thought might not be 100 percent favorable for their children,” said…

Ding ding ding. Plus the very idea that Disney has specific gay-friendly days (did you know teh gheys had *families*??? swoon) has gotten under the evangelical skin no end. They hire sky-writers to write bible slogans over the park on those days. There are a lot of evangelical families who aren’t going to say no to…

His connection the YEC theme parks doesn’t surprise me. His analysis is pretty much identical to the way Creation Science works, in which you start with a conclusion that validates your belief system, then go looking for data you can cherry-pick to support it.